The gifts are under the Christmas Tree and the children are counting the minutes until time to open them.

Keeping with the Christmas spirit, I thought I would hand out a few gifts of my own today. Remember, this is all just in fun so don't take it too serious.

Anyway, here goes:

Bobby Petrino-- A stable of defensive recruits to help solidify that side of the ball.

Ryan Mallett-- A great junior season and Heisman Trophy.

John Pelphrey-- The return of Courtney Fortson and 10-12 wins in SEC play.

Trey Biddy-- A long and happy marriage.

Dave Van Horn-- The last team standing at 2010 College World Series.

Tim Horton-- Byran Jones.

Paul Petrino-- A head coaching job after one year at Illinois.

Michael Washington-- A great SEC season and spot in 2010 NBA Draft.

Garrick McGee-- Early commits from Brandon Allen and Kiehl Frazier.

Kobe Bryant -- Another MVP and NBA title.

New York Yankees-- The 2010 World Series title.

Arkansas Razorbacks-- A victory in the Liberty Bowl.

Darren McFadden-- A trade from Oakland to any team in NFL.

Joe Adams-- Good health and never have to hear that five-letter word again.

Thamail Morgan-- An offer to Arkansas.

Aaron Ross-- A successful career at Arkansas.

Willy Robinson-- See Bobby Petrino gift.

Bobby Allen-- See gift to Tim Horton.

Tom Collen-- A big-time recruit to help get his team where it appears to be heading.

HawgSports.com Subscribers-- The board to be everything you want it to be and both the football and basketball programs to get back to level of competing for championships each year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!